After 35 years in radio, 16 of them on KBMR, I have decided to leave radio. Today is my final day on the air. Thank you for letting me share my love of "real" country music with you! - Charlie

In country music, there is a song that fits you to a tee, one that you can totally relate to, this is mine.

The end of the greeting is what's grabbing the headlines.

Greatest joke ever!

John Deere's fighting hay bale fires.

David and Howard Bellamy got "flashed" by around 10,000 people in Berlin, Zurich and Vienna.

This happened in Linton, North Dakota.  The driver was not hurt, well maybe his pride!

Keith Urban is asked to become the newest member of the Grand Ole Opry.

Take the test, see how you score.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the President's name in 1970?

Answers:

1. Yes
2. One
3. All of them (12)
4. The beggar is her sister.
5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
6. 6
7. No - because he is dead.
8. They aren't playing each other.
9. 70
10. White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.
11. 2
12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel)
13. The match.
14. Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
15. 1 Hour
16. 9
17. None - Noah took them on the ark.
18. Meat
19. 12
20. Barack Obama - And it still is today!

Answers to Test and Scoring guide:

• 20 Correct - Genius
• 17 Correct - Above Normal
• 15 Correct - Normal
• 8 Correct - Not the brightest crayon in the box
• 6 Correct - Not quite an idiot...definitely not an Einstein
• 3 Correct - Big Idiot

Charlie bite my finger....